I finally have completed a full list of my 20 most favorite handjob techniques. Maybe I'm weird, but after perfecting so many ways to get hubby off during our courtship, I still like to do it every once in a while for old time's sake. Hell...it's still FUN!
Cir-Cum-Palm-It - Rub baby oil over the palms of your hands. Holding your man's cock with one hand, hold your other hand flat and open and press the palm of your hand on the tip of your man's cock. Begin making clockwise circles, moving your hand round and round. Change directions every once in a while for interest. Increase and decrease pressure if your man feels the need for more intensity or wishes to ease back a little for endurance. Change hands if you feel yourself tiring.
Pulling Rope - Get your man comfortable on his back, propped with pillows, with knees slightly bent and spread wide so that you can sit between them Indian-style. Apply baby oil to both hands and your man's cock. Alternately draw your hands (first one, then the other) from the base of his cock to the tip. Like pulling on a rope, hand over hand. Time it so that just as one hand is reaching the tip, the other is grasping the base. Keep the motion fluid and continuous and before you know it...his fluid will fly. You might want to be undressed for this, because it could tend to be messy.
The Multi-Directional Salami Whammi - For this one you will need to oil up your man's "salami" with baby oil. While your hands are still slippery, make rings with your index fingers and thumbs of both hands, and circle your man's cock with these finger rings...both at the center of his cock shaft, one above the other. Begin by moving the bottom finger ring downward to the base of his cock, and at the same time move the top finger ring upward till it touches the edge of the mushroom cap. Then move back to the center. Repeat...repeat...repeat...until you get the desired effect.
Twiddle-dee-dee - Sit between your man's legs. Apply baby oil to your man's cock and your hands. Facing your man, hold his cock with both hands...thumbs together just under the head at the front. Then twiddle your thumbs, one over the other...thumping his cock over and over just under the frenulum...you know - that very sensitive area where the little cleft is in the front of the mushroom cap. Change direction and speed as you feel the need.
Crank-It-Up - Sitting between your man's legs, apply baby oil to his cock and your hands. Place both hands around his cock, one hand over the other. Think of revving a motorcycle when you think of the movement that comes next. Twist your top hand in one direction, and your bottom hand in the opposite direction, then reverse directions and continue this twisting back and forth over and over. Vrrroooooommm!
Shoot-Ya-Later - Here you really can use any hand technique to bring your man to the edge. At the point where you begin to feel the semen rise (I call this the marble)...or when he tells you it's time, stop all stimulation - remove your hand. Let the load of semen escape - usually nothing more than a dribble. Allow the penis to recover slightly - otherwise orgasm will be instantaneous and defeat the whole point. Repeat the action as many times as you like (or are capable of). Eventually you will reach the point when an orgasm becomes unavoidable and it will be so intense that your man will feel as if he is about to pass out.
Hand Jiving - Make an "X" with your two index fingers, then put one of your thumbs on top of the other one. This should make a triangle. Put some lube around the inside of the triangle and move it up and down on your man's cock.
Screw-Off-Top - While stroking your man with your right hand, pull down the skin at the base of his penis until the skin becomes taut. Take some Vaseline or other lube and rub some on your palm between your thumb and index finger. Using both the index finger and thumb, form the letter C and squeeze them just below the tip of his penis. Twist back and forth like you're trying to unscrew a cap off a soda-pop bottle, fast at first...then slow down when you reach orgasm. This makes the orgasm intense.
Two-Hander - Simple, but oh so good! First, put some lubricant in the palm of your hand. Then, while jerking off your man with the unlubricated hand (I like lubing both), rub the head of your man's penis with the lubricated one. POW!
Testicle Tickle - Lube up your hands and your man's dick, balls and ass. Sitting between his legs, "tickle" his balls with your left hand and play with them while the other hand jacks him in an unusual way. Instead of stroking up and down, with fingers lubed, use the tips of your fingers to "twist" the head of his cock like you are opening a ketchup bottle. Keep twisting and tickling, and occasionally reach back and finger his ass. He will cum HARD!
Taint it the Truth - Some people don't know that the area between the balls and the anus on a man is called the taint. This is a powerful erogenous zone. When jacking your man off, press a finger or two against this area just before he has an orgasm. Harder pressure means greater orgasm.
Dip 'Em - Get a cup of warm water ready and set it aside. Then stroke your man. When he's about to cum, put his balls in the warm water. This may sound dumb, but it is the greatest sensation for your guy. Just make sure the water isn't too hot for safety reasons.
Yank-ee - When using whatever handjob method you like, place your non-stroking hand at the base of the penis, above the scrotum, and pull down so that the skin along the shaft of your man's penis is tight. This tends to increase sensitivity and will probably bring him to climax a bit faster, but it can provide greater sensation as well.
Clasped Hands - Take both hands and clasp them together with your fingers interlocking, don't forget the lube! Then, clasp your man's meat between both hands and rub up and down all the way up and down his shaft. Go slow and steady when he's about to cum! Have fun!
Hand Rub - First, apply some lube. Then, put one of your hands on the right side of your man's shaft and then the other hand on the left side of his shaft. Start rubbing your hands back and forth like your hands are cold and you need to warm them up (or like you are making playdough worms). At firswt, rub them fast...then when you are near to the big gush, rub slowly.
Peace Sign - Make a peace sign with both hands, and put them together, overlapping the ends of the peace fingers...so that you have a mouth-shaped hole between the two sets of peace fingers. Slide his penis through the mouth-shaped hole to the base and press your palms against his balls. Have him thrust with his hips till he cums.
Space Boy - Have you man lying on his back. Cup his balls with one hand and jack him with the other. Remember the lube! Get him to the point of cumming, then back off and let him calm down. Then have him raise his hips as high as he can and hump the air (the spaceship) until he cums. He'll shoot so high you both will have time to move out of cums way with re-entry...lol.
Slap It Silly - I like to slap my guys dick silly. Maybe it's just me. Now it can be YOU! Get your man hard the best way you know how. Grab it by the base and slap it against his stomach. New way to "beat his meat" and he'll cum real hard, too.
Easy Touch - Lightly run your fingertips up and down your man's shaft...barely touching...until he is hard enough to split. Then, just as lightly, stroke your fingertips over and around the head of his penis until he says his balls ache. Then, with a well-lubed hand, stroke him off and he will cum so HARD!
Fire and Ice - Place a heating pad on your man's genitals while you soak your hand in hold water. When your cold hand jacks your man's hot schlong...it will be amazing for him!
