Some of these have VERY NAUGHTY titles, but are good, legitimate drinks.
If you are too embarrassed to order them in public, now you can make your own! :-)


BLOW JOB
2 doses of Irish Cream
1 dose of Vodka
1 dose of Whipped Cream
Serve in a shot glass


CARRIBEAN KISS
1 dose of Vodka
1 dose of Coconut Liqueur
1 dose of Peach Schnapps
Fill with Cream
Serve in a tumbler (highball)
Prepare in Mixing glass


CLIMAX
2 doses of Southern Comfort
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Cream
Serve in an old fashioned glass
Prepare in Shaker


DEEP DARK SECRET
3 doses of Dark Rum
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Anejo Rum
1 dose of Heavy Cream
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Shaker


SEX ON THE BEACH
1 part vodka
1 part peach schnapps
2 parts orange juice
2 parts cranberry juice
Shake and pour over ice.


SEX ON THE BEACH GONE LOCO
3 doses of Vodka
3 doses of Pineapple Juice
2 doses of Peach Schnapps
1 dose of Grenadine
Fill with Orange Juice
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Glass


FIRST LOVE
1 part Midori
1 part chocolate cream liqueur
1/2 part banana liqueur
3 parts pineapple juice
2 parts cream
ice
Shake all ingredients and strain into a glass.


I LOVE YOU
1 part Amaretto
1 part Kahlua
1 part Baileys Irish Cream
nutmeg
Pour the Amaretto, Kahlua and Baileys into a glass with ice and stir. Dust with nutmeg.


LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON
1 part dark rum
1 part orange juice
1 part coconut cream
1/2 part sugar syrup
1/2 part cream
4 strawberries
ice
Put all ingredients into a blender. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Sprinkle with grated chocolate and decorate with a strawberry.


HORNY TOAD
1 part Kahlua
1 part Triple sec
1 part Cream
Shake and pour over ice.


KISS IN THE DARK
1 dose of Gin
1 dose of White Vermouth
1 dose of Cherry Brandy
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Shaker


HARD ON
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Banana Liqueur
1 dose of Irish Cream
Serve in a shot glass


HOT PANTS
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
1/2 oz. Grapefruit Juice
2 tsp Powdered Sugar
Ice
Shake with ice and pour into a glass rimmed with salt.


SILK STOCKINGS
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/2 oz. Cream
1 Dash Grenadine
Shake with ice and srain into a cocktail glass. Sprinkle cinnamon on top.


BUTTERY NIPPLE
1 dose of Irish Cream
1 dose of Butterscotch Schnapps
Serve in a shot glass


SLIPPERY NIPPLE
0.5 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
0.5 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Serve in shot glass


SLIPPERY DICK
1 1/2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
3-4 oz. Half and Half
Pour over ice in a 10-12 oz. rock glass.


ORGASM
2 doses of Light Cream
1 dose of Triple Sec
1 dose of Vodka
1 dose of Amaretto
1 dose of White Creme De Cacao
Serve in a cocktail glass
Prepare in Shaker


SCREAMING MULTIPLE ORGASM
2 cl Orange liqueur ( cl = centiliter 1/3 oz.)
2 cl Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 cl Galiano or cream
3 cl milk
Cherries
Build over ice, Garnish with cherries


CHASTITY BELT
2 cl Tia Maria
1 cl Hazelnut liqueur
1 cl Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 cl cream
Layer in order.


MENAGE A TROIS
1 dose of Dark Rum
1 dose of Triple Sec
1 dose of Light Cream
Serve in a cocktail glass


MUFF DIVER
1 dose of Coffee Liqueur
1 dose of Amaretto
1 dose of Irish Cream
Fill with Whipped Cream
Serve in a shot glass
Prepare in Shaker


QUICK FUCK
1 cl Bailey's Irish Cream
1 cl Kahlua
1 cl Midori melon liqueur
Pour into shot glass. Bailey's first-Midori last.
Tip back slower than a normal shot.


PURE EXSTACY!
2 parts Kahlua
4 parts Bailey's Irish Cream
Plenty of ice
1-2 parts vodka
In a blender, add the Bailey's and Kahlua. Do not fill past 1/3.
Add enough ice to "fill" the blender. Blend on a low speed continually
adding ice until a milkshake texture is achieved. Add the vodka, more for strong,
less for weak. Mix in. Serve.


XTC
1 dose of Blue Curacao
1 dose of Melon Liqueur
1 dose of Light Rum
1 dose of Champagne
1 dose of Coconut Liqueur
A dash of Grenadine
Fill with Pineapple Juice
Serve in a shot glass
Prepare in Shaker




Nantucket "Iced Tea" (for Mrsricky1960)

1 shot gin
1 shot vodka
1 shot white rum
1 shot peach schnapps
1 shot whiskey (Southern Comfort or your favorite sippin' whiskey)
Pour all potent potables over ice in a tall iced tea glass.
Warning: Sip slowwwly.




Red Headed Slut

Ingredients
Scale ingredients to servings

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
cranberry juice

Method
Chill and serve.



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